[intro sample on You're In A Bad Way version:] Where is your respirator? Nicked. Hm? Captain - kiss tell. WHAT?

[The song is an instrumental]

[outro sample on You're In A Bad Way version:] Each year at this time, five-and-twenty past two, I'm peculiarly partial to a drop of traditional spong-bake. Purchase or hire thirty-eight ripe spongs. Wheel them home, and shoot them. Then simply bake them, and eat them once. The end.

Credits

Composition:

• Bob Stanley
• Pete Wiggs

References

Trivia

This was originally going to be a backing track for Debbie Harry (or Deborah, as she likes to be known these days.)

Versions and sources

Duke Duvet

• Fairytales From Saint Etienne compilation album [ CD (Japan)]
• So Tough album [double CD]
• You Need A Mess Of Help To Stand Alone compilation album [vinyl twelve inch]
• You Need A Mess Of Help To Stand Alone compilation album [CD]
• You Need A Mess Of Help To Stand Alone compilation album [cassette]
• You're In A Bad Way single [vinyl twelve inch]
• You're In A Bad Way single [CD]